Thanksgiving Secret Recipes

Came across a small cookbook from a kindergarten class. Here are my favorites:

How to Cook a Turkey

Cut it and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 4 degrees. Take it out and eat it. –Alex

Paint it with paint. Then it dries. Cook it at the table for 15 minutes, then eat it. –Timmy

First you kill it. Then you cut it. Then you put it in the oven for 10 seconds at 10 degrees. Then you eat it. –Brennan

How to Make Stuffing

Put in cookies, cake and macaroni and cheese. Mix together and put in the turkey. –Gena

Put salt, pepperoni and macaroni in the turkey. Cook it for 25 minutes -Elizabeth

Put bones in it. Then you pull the bones out. Then you break them and give them to your dog. Then you eat it. -Brad

You stuff the stuffing up it. Put in salt and pepper, then put in chopped bunny ears. -Brennan

Mix hot dogs, jello and milk. Put it in the turkey. -Chelsea